Mini Mart
Explore a wide variety of products from the near future.
Aguavida: Life-Extension Water
$1.99
Aguavida is the water of life. One sip of this water will actively reverse aging by repairing mitochondrial and nuclear damage done to the DNA. This product is available over the counter to everyone on earth at an affordable price. There is a however an additional cost. Drinking this water will permanently sterilize you. The company promises that this process may be reversed later, if we are able to become a Class III Civilization.
Biocell AA Batteries
$4.99
This AA battery is a refillable microbial fuel cell. It coms pre-loaded with electric daisy biomass, providing a fully charged AA battery that is comparable to standard 1.5v lithium batteries.
Gender XY-Change
$4.99
Have you ever wondered what life is like for another gender? Wonder no more! With Gender X-Change, one simple pill can magically transpose out your body’s hormones, allowing you to experience that of another. Effects last until the other pill is taken. Be aware of unknown consequences when stacking and mixing Gender X-Change pills. *Fewest long term physical consequences!
Glowing Plant Seeds
$70.00 $40.00
A pack of 50-100 fertile seeds of Glowing Plant Arabidopsis. Use the plants as a nightlight or show them off to your friends. The seeds are expected to retail for $70 a pack so you can pre-order today for a 40% discount.
Glowing Plant Seeds are not available from the Future Now Mini Mart, but you can preorder one from the Glowing Plant Online Store.
Intention Spoofer Contact Lens
$299.95
Intention Spoofer contact lenses let you discretely project specific intentions onto mind reading surveillance devices. A wide variety of intentions are available, including:
Confidence
Submission
Love
Hate
Loyalty
Suspicion
Intention Spoofers are the perfect tool for job interviews and espionage.
RX Only
These products are for cosmetic use only. Read all instructions before wearing contact lenses. Knowingly misrepresenting intention through the use of technological interference is a crime in Nevada, New Jersey, Florida, and Kansas. Use of intention spoofing technology is illegal in the European Union, punishable by up to 10 years imprisonment. Have your eyes examined every year and always follow the advice of your eye car practitioners. Wearer assumes all responsibility for consequences.
Intention Viewer Augmented Reality HUD
$25.99
People’s lives are full of intention. With this eyeware, you will never miss the intention of another person in your view. A heads up display color-codes the intention of people you see.
Intention Viewers Eyeware Augmented Reality Heads-Up-Display Intention Viewer!
Basic Income Data Farmer
$0.99
Earn up to $82,000 per year just by being you. New data privacy laws mean that YOU own your data. Make sure you don’t give it away for free. Join the billions who are earning a living wage though data farming.
Golden Blood Donation Kit
$0.99
Do you have golden blood? If so, you can earn up to $2,400 with each blood donation.
Golden Blood, or Rh-null, is a blood type that can serve as a universal donor to anyone in this world. The same quality that makes Golden Blood universally compatible can result in hemolytic anemia. In 2016, less than one hundred people were known to have this blood type.
Donors must test positive for Golden Blood, and register with a certified donation center. Donations can be made up to once every 56 days.
Turbo Tax Genetic Exemption Kit
$39.00
There are over 140 known tax deductible genetic conditions. The Turbo Tax Genetic Exemption Kit comes with a fully automated genetic test kit that can save you thousands on your tax return.
Microbial Mood Ring
$89.99
This ring is a “canary in the coal mine” for your body. It contains a complete replica of the wearer’s micro biome.
If the ring comes in contact with microbes or viruses that are harmful to that unique micro biome, then the ring will change colors. This color change acts as a signal that the wearer needs to wash their hands or risk illness.
As we begin to gain a meow nuanced understanding of our micro biome, we will need new tools to navigate this landscape.
This ring gives us a window into the microscopic works within our bodies. It helps distinguish between clean dirt, and dirty dirt.
You might go all day in the woods, touching trees, rocks and dirt, and while you may appear filthy, none of that dirt will cause any harm. Whereas, if you get that dirty exploring an urban environment, you may want to wash.
Read more about this ring, and the research supporting it at the IFTF’s Future Now Blog.
Mind Meld
$22.99
Mind Meld pills create linked telepathy between people.
One person takes one pill
Another takes the other
100% secure* linked telepathy
Unknown side effects may be present if more than two people ingest pills.
This product has not been tested with Gender XY-Change pills.
Thync
$199.00
The first wearable technology that enhances calm and energy, without alcohol or pills
Consistent Thync use (3-5 sessions/week) has been clinically proven to improve sleep, balance stress and manage energy levels
Effectiveness and safety tested over five years of development and 5,500 sessions by our team of neurobiologists and neuroscientists
Compatible with iOS 8+ (iPhone, iPod) and Android OS Lollipop and Marshmallow (Samsung S5 & S6, Nexus5 and 5X, Motorola Nexus 6 and Huawei Nexus 6)
The Thync Wearable is not available from the Future Now Mini Mart, but you can order one through the Thync Online Store.
Bootleg Dreams Celebrity Lot of 12
$0.99
High Quality bootleg dreams of famous celebrities. Available in all formats, VR compatible. Lot of 12 dreams -Very rare, great deal!
Smart Toilet Biometric Privacy Spray
$14.95
Do you have something to hide? Or perhaps you’re just creeped out by smart toilets that analyze your waste and sell that data to the highest bidder.
Smart Toilet Privacy Spray is scientifically proven to mask all of your DNA, hormone, drug, nutrient, and health markers.
Simply spray three times into any toilet or urinal for instant privacy.
300% money back guarantee.
GloFish®
$8.79
GloFish® fluorescent fish are born brilliant! They are not injected or dyed. They inherit their harmless, lifelong color from their parents, and require the same care as any other community fish. GloFish are great for any home, office, or classroom and perfect for hobbyists and beginners alike.
GloFish are available in six striking colors:
Starfire Red®
Cosmic Blue®
Atomic Green®
Galactic Purple®
Sunburst Orange®
Moonrise Pink®
GloFish are not available from the Future Now Mini Mart, but you can order them from the GloFish Online Store.
Bootleg Dreams Celebrity Lot of 12
$0.99
High Quality bootleg dreams of famous celebrities. Available in all formats, VR compatible. Lot of 12 dreams -Very rare, great deal!
Smart Toilet Biometric Privacy Spray
$14.95
Do you have something to hide? Or perhaps you’re just creeped out by smart toilets that analyze your waste and sell that data to the highest bidder.
Smart Toilet Privacy Spray is scientifically proven to mask all of your DNA, hormone, drug, nutrient, and health markers.
Simply spray three times into any toilet or urinal for instant privacy.
300% money back guarantee.
GloFish®
$8.79
GloFish® fluorescent fish are born brilliant! They are not injected or dyed. They inherit their harmless, lifelong color from their parents, and require the same care as any other community fish. GloFish are great for any home, office, or classroom and perfect for hobbyists and beginners alike.
GloFish are available in six striking colors:
Starfire Red®
Cosmic Blue®
Atomic Green®
Galactic Purple®
Sunburst Orange®
Moonrise Pink®
GloFish are not available from the Future Now Mini Mart, but you can order them from the GloFish Online Store.